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Katy Perry Is Lucky She Didn’t Marry Herself

It’s a rarity in divorce, where one party doesn’t totally rape the other of everything they can possibly get their slutty little mitts on. Russell Brand and Katy Perry have came to a mutual written agreement that allows Katy Perry … Continue reading

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Kobe Bryant Gets Raped By Ex-Wife

Kobe and Vanessa Bryant are divorcing. Vanessa Bryant gets 75 million dollars and 3 mansions. Under California Law, if a marriage lasts 10 years, the spouse is allowed to “maintain her standard of living.” Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce, you … Continue reading

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