Tag Archives: sexy
If you don’t like the movie “Labyrinth”, then you are a slut bag … or something. Connelly was cute in that flick, then she rode that coin horse all slow like inside that shopping department slow in “Career Opportunities” .. … Continue reading
It felt wrong to wanna bang her when she starred in Juno (Even though she was of age, people), but I watched “No Strings Attached” the other day … … and I ALMOST decided she was hotter than Natalie Portman. … Continue reading
I don’t care that she asks Jesus to take the wheel because she’s a hardcore alcoholic and a DUI vehicular manslaughter waiting to happen .. I have had the privilege of meeting and talking with her .. and she is … Continue reading
How beautiful is a Teegarden? Holy shit. Just sit on a bench sipping hot liquid staring at vagina plants all day. Aimee Teegarden was in the following movies: Scream 4 Prom Beneath The Darkness I don’t remember her in Scream … Continue reading
Kate Upton in Esquire Magazine. I literally just drooled all over my ball sack. (Rumor has it she’s also a savvy business woman) Who gives a shit.
One of the stars of “My Bloody Valentine”, (Get the connection?), Jaime King serves up some Holiday hotness. Watch Sin City. If you’ve seen it .. watch it again.
She’s like a super bone-able Fraggle. She has a puppet/muppet face and I want to hand feed her string cheese. Down in Fraggle Rock? Down in Fraggle Rock (snap/snap)
It’s to bad her favorite movie wasn’t a porn. Annfaye Kao is so obsessed with Disney’s Snow White, she had every character tattooed on her back. It’s sexy and absolutely beautiful. Plus, now when you’re done fucking her from behind, … Continue reading