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R2-D2 is a bad-ass mother *eee err ohh ee ohh err eee” (those were his robot noises, fuck you).

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Ewok For Sale?

Dogs? Nope. I want an Ewok. You can take a dog to the park. You can take an EWOK to the MOVIES. Ewoks also eat for free at Applebees and love giving hand jobs. ( I made some of that … Continue reading

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