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The Raging Cyclist

If you value your bicycle helmet more than human life, you are probably a total fuck. Granted, I’d probably want to have lunch with you just to hear the shit that would spew out of your mouth, but I’m positive … Continue reading

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Karate Chop Sex Punch!

Here’s your headline: “It was an extreme case of sexual frustration. Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn’t have sex with her, NBC Miami reported. On Tuesday, cops were … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

If pickles are the same price per jar, they better have the same number of pickles in them. Nobody ever checks.

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

I’ve never met a pair of sun glasses I can’t lose. I can’t think of any situation where “Fencing” would come in handy. Catapults need to make a comeback. It’s always the dramatic bitches flashing the peace sign in their … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Wheelchairs make sex super complicated. That would suck if Nickelback killed you. What a super embarrassing death. Whenever two bitches fight, I like to pretend that tampons are Light Sabers.

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The X-Files: Mexican Edition

35 sheep have mysteriously died in Paracuaro, Mexico. The residents are furious and know exactly who to blame. Their God damn local WInged, Fanged, Chupacabra. They need to look into exterminating this little shit head ASAP. Chupacabra’s have been terrorizing … Continue reading

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Jurassic Park May Soon Be A Reality

Did Jeff Goldblum Not Teach Us Anything? Scientists believe they have found a way to clone extinct animals. I know how this works. First they find a mosquito that has been frozen in tree sap for over a billion years … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Eating 10 Low Fat Yogurt’s means you just ate Fat Yogurt.

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How To Score A Paid Vacation

Two janitors from Gregory Elementary School in Long Beach, NJ., allegedly bound and gagged two 10-year-old students with tape in the bathroom and took pictures of them. The school deemed the act was not done with malice … and took … Continue reading

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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Somewhere in the world … Someone just came on someone elses brand new pillow cases

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