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I’m Going To Blow My Brains Out

Can the world just fucking end, already. Harry Styles (the little floppy-haired boy pictured above with the smooth as silk name) is one of five members from the UK pop boy band One Direction. They are currently invading The United … Continue reading

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Taylor Swift Needs To Date Homeless People

Taylor Swift has been dumped. Again. Taylor Swift gets dumped once every three months. How does this happen? It’s one of three things: A) She’s a total cunt B) She’s retarded C) She’s a retarded cunt I’m going with “B”. … Continue reading

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