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A Random Thought From Midgetspar

Bella Swan is a Vampire, now. I hope in the “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” movie … she gets her period and eats her own pussy.

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Billy Bob Thorton Attempts To Stay Relevant

Billy Bob Thorton is writing a screenplay right now based on his relationship with Angelina Jolie. This is obviously Billy Bob’s ploy to get back in the spotlight. He hasn’t done shit except rock out in a shitty band and … Continue reading

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Another One Bites The Dust

Jon Huntsman has dropped out of the Presidential election. I didn’t even know this guy was really running for the oval office. The only time I saw him, he was on Saturday Night Live on their “Weekend Update” sketch. I … Continue reading

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Your Mom Could Beat This Guy Up

Stephenie Meyer has made a cameo in the movie, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn”. She had to audition to be in this piece of shit .. just like everyone else.

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